Kids make good comedians.

My boy has a beaver cartoon printed on his pajamas.
Me: What’s that on your pajamas?
My boy: Justin beaver.
Me: Oh, you even named this beav..er... oh... hahaha.
Damn! That “Bieber Fever”!

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My girl: She is fat!
Me: Never tell a lady that she is fat. It will make her sad.
My girl (looking longingly in my eyes): Mom, you are plump and juicy.
Me: …